Life is Too Short to...

...squeeze out the very last little bit of toothpaste. This occurred to me a couple of nights ago, as I struggled to get the very last bit of toothpast out of a tube. And then put it back, wondering if I could spend another two minutes the next night trying to get another little smidgen out... 

So here it is, in black and white: I hereby vouch to throw away a tube of toothpaste that will not willingly yields its contents. I bought a new toothpaste tube and feel happier for it.